THE TRUE ANNUAL COST

The cheapest quote is rarely the cheapest bill.

A low bid and ours sit about 15% apart in year one. The difference is what happens next: our returning-client price drops about 15% and stays there — when lights are someone's side gig, the re-hiring lands on you instead, in November, when everyone good is booked. Drag the slider to add what your time is worth, and watch the real cost move.

The side-gig crew

The $1,487 competitor

A side-gig crew is a landscaper, handyman, or other home-services business hanging lights on the side. Every install competes with their core business for crews and attention — Christmas lights are never the focus. The bid looks friendly, but it's often a different crew each season, or none at all, and the re-hiring lands on you.

A new, unknown crew most seasons

Built to last

KY Christmas Lights

This is the whole company, year-round. $1,749* in year one, about 15% less every returning year — design, install, repairs, takedown and storage.

Ten minutes a year after year one

Add what your time is worth

Total cost · 3 seasons
Your time is worth$150/hr

Once your time is worth about $25 an hour, we're the cheaper choice — and for a professional's hours, it isn't close.

Our quoted price, year one$

Have our quote? Enter it and the page recalculates. $1,749 is typical for a 2-story, 3,000 sq ft home; returning years run about 15% less.

The $1,487 competitor
A new, unknown crew most seasons · ≈12 hrs of your time
KY Christmas Lights
1 vetted, insured team · ≈1 hr over 3 seasons — a few emails and texts a year
What you pay out of pocket Your time, valued at the rate above

Where a season goes when lights are a side gig

Per season, from year two · at $150/hr
TaskTimeCost
  • Researching and re-vetting installers hrs
  • Collecting and comparing quotes hrs
  • Scheduling and waiting on the install window hrs
  • Chasing no-shows and slow replies hrs
  • Handling a mid-season outage yourself hrs
  • Arranging takedown and storage hrs
A bargain season5.5 hrs

With KY Christmas Lights: a few emails and texts a year — about 10 minutes a season, worth . We handle the rest.

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The year the bargain bails

You find out in November — when every established installer is already booked solid. Now you're handing a fresh deposit to whoever's left: no reviews you trust, no insurance you've checked, no idea if they'll even show.The lowest bid is also the biggest gamble — and you re-take it every year you don't have a team. That's the one cost no slider can price.

What the slider can't price

The intangibles
Insured for exactly this

Not general handyman coverage — insurance written for holiday lighting: roofs, gutters, electrical. Many off-season installers' policies won't pay for Christmas-light damage. Ask any bidder for a COI and watch what happens; ours is available on request.

The lights are ours to maintain

You're leasing the display, not buying aging strands. A dark section mid-season is our problem — repaired or replaced at our cost, not a box of spares in your garage.

Every strand, on file

Our software tracks every strand, cut, and clip on your home. Year two goes up exactly like year one — the design survives crew changes, because the record isn't in anyone's head.

A year-round company, not a side gig

All off-season, we're working to improve our Christmas light operations — developing new products, building better software and systems, and training crews — so the short install window never gets improvised.

Out-of-pocket price per season
InstallerYr 1Yr 2Yr 33-yr cashYour hours
The $1,487 competitor$1,487$1,487$1,487$4,461≈ 12
KY Christmas Lights$1,749*$1,487$1,487$4,723≈ 1
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Illustrative example. *$1,749 is a typical first-year price for a 2-story, 3,000 sq ft home with full roofline lighting (generally 200 to 250 feet of light) — yours depends on your desired install and other unique property features. Returning clients save about 15% from year two on. The shaded portion of each bar values the hours you'd spend re-hiring and managing a side-gig crew, at the rate you set; year one takes similar time either way. Risk — trusting an unvetted crew each time — isn't priced here. Our price includes design, install, mid-season repairs, takedown and storage; low bids usually don't.